APRIL FOOLS! Doctrine goes PECL
APRIL FOOLS! Doctrine goes PECL
Posted by jwage 8 months ago
After many long debates and countless hours of development, Doctrine has been successfully ported to a PECL extension and will be maintained as a PECL extension from now on. The extension can be downloaded and installed via PEAR. As a PECL extension the ORM performs 4 times as fast and brings unbelievable results. Enjoy!




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where is it????? - Posted by drvortex about 8 months ago.
hi
I went to pecl and pear and coiuld not find
drv
PEAR Install Instructions - Posted by Fernando Nunes about 8 months ago.
Hi,
It is possible for you to update the documentation with guidelines for the PEAR installation ?
Fernando
Such a cruel world... - Posted by Travis Swicegood about 8 months ago.
This is just cruel. I actually want a compiled version of Doctrine :-(
PEAR Install Instructions - Posted by Fernando Nunes about 8 months ago.
Oh.. and by the way..
1- pear channel-discover pear.phpdoctrine.org <- not sure this is really needed
2- pear install -f pear.phpdoctrine.org/doctrine
...and the package is installed.
Keep up the good work !
PEAR PECL Installation - Posted by Fernando Nunes about 8 months ago.
Hmmm.. the package seems to just unpack the php files....
April fool's joke ???
I'm new to this pear stuff, but i can't see that i'm doing anything wrong.
omgwtf - Posted by Jason about 8 months ago.
lolll
I cried. - Posted by lifeforms about 8 months ago.
Happy now?
Posted by loofuoy about 8 months ago.
The Pear installation is trivial, and everything is working great out of the box. What's even better? it's not 4X faster, but actually 12X faster for my project. Dotrine rocks!
PEAR - Posted by Fernando Nunes about 8 months ago.
Well, guess i mixed up PEAR with PECL :(
PEAR is basically just a project repository, is that correct ?
And please explain, how can doctrine be faster if the code its just the same ?
Posted by Ujoux about 8 months ago.
Is it real or a joke ?
I'm really confused. Anyone can explain please ?
Posted by romanb about 8 months ago.
just to give you a hint, the post was made on april the 1st ;)
Good Job! - Posted by serg about 15 days ago.
Thanks for the links! Installed perfectly!